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Friday Feature: Shawn Crapo!

17 Jun

Learn about Shawn, our favorite Superhero wannabe…
When I was a child, my favorite pastime was:  TV, especially watching cartoons.  It helped to make me the warped individual that I am today.

If I could eat one thing all day it would be: Though a drinkable, I’m going to go with coffee.

The color to best describe my personality would be: Blue.  Can’t tell you why (because I don’t know), I just has always had a fondness for blue.

My favorite part about Portsketch is: How insanely much fun it is to hang with a group of cool and funny people.

My favorite movie is: Star Wars.  Dammit, not “A New Hope” or Episode IV or any of that crap!  When I saw it in the theater when it was released in 1977, it was muthafuckin’ STAR WARS and that’s all it will ever be to me [/end needless nerd rant]

If I could be any fictional character it would be:  Jay-sus… I dunno.  Umm… Maybe Hazel from Watership Down? (though I’m probably closer to Fiver or Pipkin)

The last thing I usually think of before falling asleep is: Is walking about the deck of a sweet TD-8C scout ship as I tool around the galaxy… or about my beautiful wife, whom I  love so much.  You know, either one.

If I could have a dozen of something it would be:  Avoiding any obvious answers like “winning lottery tickets”, I guess I’d go with (a pause to note that I’ve been sitting for 10 minutes and not really thinking of anything that I’d like a dozen of, so I’m going to go with my first gut reaction…) Dice.  As long as they’re sweet & custom, icosahedrons, Fudge dice, whatever.

My dream job is:  Superhero.

Shawn as John Lennon, posing with the real Yoko

Come see Shawn perform this summer July 8th – 17th

at The Players’ Ring!



20 Apr


Portsketch will be selling discounted TICKETS to our April 29th show! You can find us at Breaking New Grounds coffee shop in Portsmouth; the best place to get coffee to stain your teeth!

Come meet us Monday April 25th from 7 to 8PM! That’s right, save a dollar or buy several tickets and save more dollars!

To celebrate Laura’s one week anniversary from her last dentist appointment, we will be celebrating by not only offering you this pre-sale, but also offering all of the free things Laura received at her appointment! Yes, YOU could own a brand new, unopened, 5 out 5 of dentist recommended, soft bristled toothbrush! OR look forward to yards upon yards of waxed dental floss! What flavor you ask? You’ll just have to find out!

Dont worry Abigail! I get explosive diarrhea after two cups of coffee, too!

Secure your spot to see Portsketch live at foobar; that’s Friday April 29th at 9PM!

Guests include our smiling, white toothed Spotlight Award winner, Shawn Crapo!

To recap:

PRE-SALE tickets- Breaking New Grounds, Monday, 4/25 from 7-8pm $9

SHOW- foobar, Friday, 4/29 at 9pm $10 21+

THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME- Shawn, coffee, mint floss (damn it! I spoiled the surprise!)