Tag Archives: Portsmouth

Friday Feature: Brian Kelly!

24 Jun

Please welcome new Portsketch Player, Brian Kelly…

When I was a child, I wanted to grow up to be: an architect, but an over-educated, underemployed actor doing sketch comedy in Portsmouth, New Hampshire was a close second.

If I could eat one thing all day it would be: It’s important for you to know this is not a joke. Today I have literally eaten only hamburgers, as I did yesterday. Isn’t being an adult grand?

My favorite part about Portsketch is: Well I was promised pretty girls would laugh at my jokes, so when that happens that will be my favorite part. Until then its probably the 401k.

If I could be any fictional character it would be: Santa. Breaking and entering is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore and Santa’s got that free pass. Plus that suit has swagger.

My drink of choice is: Usually the sixth one of the night. That one’s usually right on the border between Comfortable Buzz and I Don’t Like Your Tone Officer and I like to live dangerously.

My weapon of choice is: The sixth empty martini glass.

The last thing I usually think of before falling asleep is: My parents never really accepted me for who I am. I’M NEVER GOING TO BE A DOCTOR MOM YOU’RE SUFFOCATING ME I KNOW YOU READ THIS!

If I could have a dozen of something it would be:  A dozen more Tyler Perry films. I wake up every morning thinking the world needs more Madea.

Come see Brian perform this summer July 8th – 17th

at The Players’ Ring!


Invite yourself!

16 Jun

Invite yourself  on our Facebook event page to learn more about our upcoming show!

Late Night Summer Series

2 Jun

Portsketch is very pleased to be a part of the Late Night Summer Series at The Players’ Ring!

That’s right, find us right in the heart of Prescott Park! …Except not outside…or singing and dancing. Maybe the dancing part, but not the outside part.

Want to have your seat just for you and not miss out on any of our six epic shows? Though so. Start stocking up on tickets now, go to The Players’ Ring Online Box Office or call (603) 436-8123 today!

Dates: July 8th – July 17th

Times: Fri/Sat 10:30pm, Sun 9:30 pm

Too late for you? Well, you probably don’t like comedy then. Goodnight, Grandpa.


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